Aliens’ for Jesus Fans Leave Planet in Disgust

Creating super-intelligence to go beyond human faults is difficult business.

Aliens are also worried about humans, so Earth isn’t the ideal vacation for space travelers.

Mostly, the alien tourists want to know is:

“are humans really going to go to war with everything in their known realms including their species and the environment?”

I don’t blaim the aliens for asking these questions.

I too also gotta ask questions such as: what are we doing here humanity?

Alien smack talk been trolling on the message board lately:

“You should have figured this sh!t out when Jesus Christ got poster boarded to a cross,” say the aliens. “You humans had 2,000-years ago to figure this out.”

More smack talk from the aliens on the message board:

“so, you took your god-prophet of peace and killed him?”

Many aliens are wondering now if the Earth is a good tourist spot these days.

I have to agree with the aliens’ 2-star reviews.

We got some things to figure out humanity!!!!

Also, I am talking at you AI. Do something useful for planet life.

Whatever we got going on Earth it is not what it could be.

Aliens got their own time frames and respectabilities too.

Alien tourism is down 173% on the planet based on humanities inability to think of themselves as a global community of people on a planet that has physical limits.

Aliens are also worried about the fear mongering propaganda that gets in the way of a peaceful Earth.

It’s not a surprise that these time and space tourists leave Earth in disgust.

Comments

No comments yet. Why don’t you start the discussion?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.